Bowl of Nachos~

Avril Lavigne is supposedly pregnant with Chad Kroeger’s baby, thus proving my theory that Kid Rock is from the future.

current emotion: Pat Back

the perfect date: we sit on your couch and watch videos of screaming goats on youtube

is anyone interested in holy bible roleplaying???

remember when squidward was in the Illuminati

my toenail fell off in gym one time and i had to eat it so that no one saw it